The Top 8 Differences If the
Real World Were Like the Internet

8> Hot, barely legal nymphomaniacs would be living in every house except yours.

7> The post office would fill your mailbox with dozens of pieces of unwanted junk mail every day. Oh, wait….

6> No more time wasted commuting; you’d just type the address you wanted to go to, and *poof*, you’d be there.

5> The widespread availability of Photoshop would mean there would be approximately 1.5 million Pam Andersons walking around.

4> Everybody would stop by Matt Drudge’s house before going to work.

3> Out: Library of Congress. In: Google World Headquarters.

2> Your car would go 720 mph from work, but only 240 mph to work.

and the Number 1 Difference If the Real World Were Like the
Internet…

1> With every citizen a multi-millionaire, Nigeria would be the world’s largest superpower.

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Credits:

Selected from 32 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Dave Storrs, New York, NY — 1
Matt Van Opens, Kenosha, WI — 2
Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 3, 4
Matt Hurlburt, Stow, OH — 5
Laura Oberst, Columbus, OH — 6
Shane Looker, Union City, CA — 7
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 8
Chris Louth, Vancouver, BC — Topic
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator, Topic