The Top 9 Differences if the
Internet Had Never Been Invented

9> Mahir? Just another yutz with a ping pong table and too much love.

8> Entire rain forests destroyed in a matter of days to meet the world’s demand for porn.

7> They’d have to distribute porn in these handy “magazine” things.

6> Pets.com forced out of business even earlier.

5> Thousands of unemployed 40-something “Teenage Catholic School Girls Hot for U.”

4> Serious drugs with lasting side effects would be required to see dancing hamsters.

3> Vanity license plates would B the only place 4 amusing grammar.

2> The decidedly awkward method of downloading porn through the fax machine.

and the Number 1 Difference if the Internet Had Never Been
Invented…

1> Without AOL as a forum for their cluelessness, eight million people forced to dial “0″ and ask the operator, “Hello? Am I using my phone?”

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Credits:

Selected from 27 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — 1, 7
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — 2, 9
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 3
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 4
Dave Goudsward, Harrisburg, PA — 5
Allen Lindsey, Cincinnati, OH — 6, 8
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List moderator