April 3rd, 2001



The Top 5 Differences if the
Internet Had Been Invented by Another Country


5> Turkey: “Welcome to official government web site!!! WE KISS YOU!!!!!!!!”

4> France: Search engines pretend not to understand your search terms and make fun of you when you finally choose a link.

3> Switzerland: The color scheme of every website? Neutral.

2> China: No matter how much you surf, you still need to log on again an hour later.

and the Number 1 Difference if the Internet Had Been Invented by
Another Country…

1> France: Every website stinks.




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Credits:

Selected from 15 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Ken Hallenius, Oakland, CA — 1, 3
John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI — 2, 4
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 5