April 3rd, 2001
The Top 5 Differences if the
Internet Had Been Invented by Another Country
Internet Had Been Invented by Another Country
5> Turkey: “Welcome to official government web site!!! WE KISS YOU!!!!!!!!”
4> France: Search engines pretend not to understand your search terms and make fun of you when you finally choose a link.
3> Switzerland: The color scheme of every website? Neutral.
2> China: No matter how much you surf, you still need to log on again an hour later.
and the Number 1 Difference if the Internet Had Been Invented by
Another Country…
Another Country…
1> France: Every website stinks.
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Credits:
Selected from 15 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:
Ken Hallenius, Oakland, CA — 1, 3
John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI — 2, 4
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 5