NOTE FROM KIM:

Top5Food is doing the same topic this week.
See the hilarity they came up with.

The Top 6 Differences If
Spam Email Were Actually Edible

6> Productivity jumps as standard management emails allow employees to eat at their desks.

5> The colloquial term for “sphincter” would be “spam filter.”

4> Impoverished African countries would be much more interested in receiving emails than sending them.

3> Computer geeks would become fat and sedentary… er, never mind.

2> Every couple of weeks you’d have to defrag *and* degrease your hard drive.

and the Number 1 Difference If Spam Email Were Actually Edible…

1> “Enlarge your esophagus fast!”

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Credits:

Selected from 24 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

John O’Byrne, Dublin, Ireland — 1, 5
Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 2
Brandon Hunt, Portsmouth, RI — 3
Matt Van Opens, Watertown, WI — 4
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 6
Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX — Topic
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator