The Top 7 Complaints by Hackers

7> Pentagon databases never have any good porn.

6> Your Internet hoax to get a former first lady elected senator in a state where she never even resided was actually taken seriously!

5> You invest several weeks developing a zombie net, yet nobody appreciates the elegance of the DDoS.

4> Their lives are not as glamorous as portrayed on TV.

3> Most of the good hacking jobs are being outsourced to India.

2> Still can’t figure out how to crack double-ROT13 encryption.

and the Number 1 Complaint by Hackers…

1> Companies make it so difficult to break into their mainframes and rummage through data, it’s almost as if they don’t want us to test their security.

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Credits:

Selected from 28 submissions from 10 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX — 1
RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 2, 5
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 3
Joe Terranova, Lake Orion, MI — 4
Chuck Burke, Phoenix, NY — 6
Matt Van Opens, Watertown, WI — 7
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator, Topic