The Top 9 Changes President Bush
Would Like to Make to the Internet

9> In an attempt to make it accessible to even the poorest citizens, commissions a group to publish the Internet in book form.

8> Figure out how to filter himself out of all his searches for “real” bush.

7> First thing is to eliminate that Parental Control Lock that Daddy Bush installed on the White House computer.

6> Less fake pictures of Christina Aguilera naked, more real pictures of Christina Aguilera naked.

5> Give pay raises for all the postmen delivering all that email.

4> All Internet access for the Republic of Chad is hereby denied.

3> Exploratory oil drilling in the vastly underused .edu area of the ‘net.

2> Instant approval for the .gun domain.

and the Number 1 Change President Bush Would Like to Make to the
Internet…

1> Two words: clearcut Amazon.com

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Selected from 30 submissions from 10 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Joseph Romm, Washington, DC — 1
Kevin van Houten, The Colony, TX — 2, 4
Adam Gerstein, whereabouts unknown — 3, 8
Flynn McLean, Silver Spring, MD — 5
Greg Preece, Toronto, Ontario, Canada — 6
Joe Terranova, Lake Orion, MI — 7, 9
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 7
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List moderator