NOTE FROM KIM:

A growing array of dot-coms, computer-savvy
lawyers and state court officials are encouraging
unhappily married Americans to arrange their
breakups online.

The Top 9 Benefits
of an Online Divorce

9> Thirty-day free access to www.newlydivorcedsluts.com.

8> Court readily accepts arguments like “We just aren’t compatible — she runs Windows and I run Linux.”

7> Convenient banner ads for www.e-hitman.com and www.assassin8.com.

6> Just one click to send alimony and child support via Paypal.

5> On the Internet, nobody knows your lawyer is really a weasel.

4> Being married by that “I KISS YOU!” guy wasn’t legally binding anyway.

3> You met online, got married online and have only had cybersex. Why change now?

2> You can get rid of spouse #1, look for #2 and sell the ring on eBay — all at the same time.

and the Number 1 Benefit of an Online Divorce…

1> Picking an appropriately evil avatar for your spouse.

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Credits:

Selected from 47 submissions from 16 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Guy Payne, Leeds, AL — 1, 6
Nick Ellinger, Washington, DC — 2
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 2, 3
Matt Hurlburt, Stow, OH — 3
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 3
RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 3, 4
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 5
Doug Crews, San Diego, CA — 7
Chris Lipe, Rome, NY — 8
Kevin van Houten, The Colony, TX — 9
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator, Topic