NOTE FROM KIM:

Computer engineers are working on devices that
can record everything about your life.

The Top 6 Benefits of a Backup Brain

6> After catching grandma and grandpa in bed, just wipe it out by restoring from backup.

5> Allows you to continue following the football/baseball/video game while your significant other drones on and on about their friends/your relationship/their job/interior decorating.

4> You no longer have to worry about porn overload.

3> Geeks can relive all their greatest sexual experiences, like… um….

2> You can always say you forgot your anniversary because that information is on the “other” brain.

and the Number 1 Benefit of a Backup Brain…

1> Your evil scientist neighbor is all jealous because your “Brains on a Thumbdrive” makes his whole “Brains in a Jar” schtick seem so 20th century.

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Credits:

Selected from 34 submissions from 12 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 1
Kevin van Houten, The Colony, TX — 2
Chuck Burke, Phoenix, NY — 2
Dave Storrs, New York, NY — 3
Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX — 4, 5
Larry Mills, Keeseville, NY — 4
Marshall Gatten, Glendale, CA — 6
Matt Van Opens, Watertown, WI — Topic
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator