The Top 10 Alternate
Uses for Napster’s Technology

10> Slapster: Keystone Cops and Three Stooges filesharing

9> Hampster: Formerly pets.com

8> Metanapster: Share cranky veteran stories about good ol’ days of swapping music

7> TwiSter: For swapping lame movies which are little more than 1-1/2 hour ads for Dodge Ram pickups

6> Lapster: Exotic dancer directory

5> Clapster: Viral database for the home user

4> ‘Nadster: Online searchable sperm bank

3> Keister: Trade jpegs of Jennifer Lopez’s ass

2> Crapster: Exclusively for sharing music by Yanni and John Tesh

and the Number 1 Alternate Use for Napster’s Technology…

1> Leonardo DiCapster: Searchable database of mediocre films with whiny lead males

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Credits:

Selected from 16 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — 1, 6, 10 (Hat trick!)
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 2, 4, 9 (Hat trick!)
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — 3, 8
Kenn McCracken, Birmingham, AL — 5, 10
Ken Hallenius, Oakland, CA — 7, 8