Lists from 2006
- Dec 26 Surprises in the Latest Supercomputer Rankings
- Dec 19 The Twelve Days of Internet Christmas
- Dec 12 Signs You’ve Joined a Lousy Social Networking Site (Part II)
- Dec 5 Signs You’ve Joined a Lousy Social Networking Site (Part I)
- Nov 28 Surprises at the Windows Vista Launch Party
- Nov 21 Advantages of Being the World’s Fastest Texter
- Nov 14 Benefits of a Backup Brain
- Nov 7 Features of the World’s Smallest Cell Phone
- Oct 31 Geek Halloween Traditions
- Oct 24 Benefits of DRM
- Oct 10 Soap Operas for Geeks
- Oct 3 Marketing Slogans for Microsoft’s Zune Music Player
- Sep 26 Kinds of Jazz Music for Geeks
- Sep 19 Signs Your Cell Phone or PDA Contains Somebody Else’s Data
- Sep 12 Computer Manuals for Non-Geeks
- Sep 5 Complaints by Hackers
- Aug 29 Signs Your Laptop Computer Is Overheating
- Aug 22 Rejected Lines From Geek Romance Novels
- Aug 15 Warning Labels for the Internet
- Aug 8 Things the Internet Would Say If It Could Talk
- Aug 1 Differences If Software Pirates Were Actual Pirates
- Jul 11 Next Steps for Bill Gates
- Jul 5 Things Overheard at Apple’s iPod Factory Sweatshop
- Jun 27 Drinks for Geeks
- Jun 20 Signs You’ve Been Replaced by a Computer
- Jun 13 Geek Designer Labels
- Jun 6 Attractions at a Geek Theme Park
- May 30 Features of Apple’s “Boot Camp”
- May 23 Rejected Items From the Hacker’s Code of Ethics
- May 16 Signs You Aren’t Spending Enough Time Online
- May 9 Surprises at the 2006 Webby Awards
- May 2 Unlikely Sponsors for Computer Products (Part II)
- Apr 25 Unlikely Sponsors for Computer Products (Part I)
- Apr 18 Signs Your Human Body Has Caught a Computer Virus
- Apr 11 Signs a Street Gang Is Online
- Apr 5 Features of Microsoft Office 2100
- Mar 28 Signs You Picked the Wrong Web Hosting Company
- Mar 21 Signs More Rural Folks Are Online
- Mar 14 Signs Nobody Is Reading Your Blog
- Mar 7 Reasons Geeks Are Sexually Irresistible
- Feb 28 Futures of Internet Celebrities
- Feb 21 Error Messages You’ll Never See
- Feb 14 Signs You’re the World’s Worst Video Game Player
- Feb 7 Songs for Windows Vista
- Jan 31 Differences in How Men and Women Use the Internet
- Jan 24 New Internet Slang Expressions
- Jan 17 Signs Your Insurgency’s Web Site Needs a Redesign
- Jan 10 Features of a Sixth-Generation Programming Language
- Jan 3 Signs You’re at a Dot-Com Holiday Party