Lists for 2006:
- Surprises in the Latest Supercomputer Rankings
- The Twelve Days of Internet Christmas
- Signs You’ve Joined a Lousy Social Networking Site (Part II)
- Signs You’ve Joined a Lousy Social Networking Site (Part I)
- Surprises at the Windows Vista Launch Party
- Advantages of Being the World’s Fastest Texter
- Benefits of a Backup Brain
- Features of the World’s Smallest Cell Phone
- Geek Halloween Traditions
- Benefits of DRM
- Soap Operas for Geeks
- Marketing Slogans for Microsoft’s Zune Music Player
- Kinds of Jazz Music for Geeks
- Signs Your Cell Phone or PDA Contains Somebody Else’s Data
- Computer Manuals for Non-Geeks
- Complaints by Hackers
- Signs Your Laptop Computer Is Overheating
- Rejected Lines From Geek Romance Novels
- Warning Labels for the Internet
- Things the Internet Would Say If It Could Talk
- Differences If Software Pirates Were Actual Pirates
- Next Steps for Bill Gates
- Things Overheard at Apple’s iPod Factory Sweatshop
- Drinks for Geeks
- Signs You’ve Been Replaced by a Computer
- Geek Designer Labels
- Attractions at a Geek Theme Park
- Features of Apple’s “Boot Camp”
- Rejected Items From the Hacker’s Code of Ethics
- Signs You Aren’t Spending Enough Time Online
- Surprises at the 2006 Webby Awards
- Unlikely Sponsors for Computer Products (Part II)
- Unlikely Sponsors for Computer Products (Part I)
- Signs Your Human Body Has Caught a Computer Virus
- Signs a Street Gang Is Online
- Features of Microsoft Office 2100
- Signs You Picked the Wrong Web Hosting Company
- Signs More Rural Folks Are Online
- Signs Nobody Is Reading Your Blog
- Reasons Geeks Are Sexually Irresistible
- Futures of Internet Celebrities
- Error Messages You’ll Never See
- Signs You’re the World’s Worst Video Game Player
- Songs for Windows Vista
- Differences in How Men and Women Use the Internet
- New Internet Slang Expressions
- Signs Your Insurgency’s Web Site Needs a Redesign
- Features of a Sixth-Generation Programming Language
- Signs You’re at a Dot-Com Holiday Party
