Lists from 2003
- Dec 30 Marketing Slogans for Open Source Software
- Dec 9 Geek Holiday Traditions
- Dec 2 Nonexistent Search Engine Phrases
- Nov 25 Geek License Plates
- Nov 18 Quotes From the Miss Digital World Contest
- Nov 11 Phobias of Computer Geeks
- Nov 4 Signs Voting Machines Have Been Hacked
- Oct 28 Features of Napster 2.0
- Oct 21 Signs Your Segway Needs a Software Upgrade
- Oct 14 Geek Proverbs (Part II)
- Oct 7 Geek Proverbs (Part I)
- Sep 30 Signs Your Newborn Is an Internet Baby
- Sep 23 Tips on “Geek Eye for the Cool Guy”
- Sep 16 Signs You’re About to Receive an RIAA Subpoena
- Sep 9 Things You’ll Never Hear a Geek Say (Part II)
- Sep 2 Things You’ll Never Hear a Geek Say (Part I)
- Aug 26 Favorite Geek Ice Cream Flavors
- Aug 12 Signs a Porn Site Is Run by the Mob
- Aug 5 Benefits of an Online Divorce
- Jul 15 Geek Rap Groups (Part II)
- Jul 8 Geek Rap Groups (Part I)
- Jul 1 Internet Statistics
- Jun 24 Signs You’re a Character in a Video Game
- Jun 17 TV Shows About the Internet (Part II)
- Jun 10 TV Shows About the Internet (Part I)
- Jun 3 Surprises at the 2003 Webby Awards
- May 27 Iraqi Dot-Coms
- May 20 Things Overheard at the CTIA Wireless Convention
- May 13 Lines From the Geek Bible
- May 6 Features of Microsoft’s Internet Search Engine
- Apr 29 Euphemisms for Hacking
- Apr 22 Features at the Mt. Everest Cyber Cafe
- Apr 15 Breakfast Cereals for Geeks (Part II)
- Apr 8 Breakfast Cereals for Geeks (Part I)
- Apr 1 Useless Error Messages
- Mar 25 Signs Your Computer Is Trying to Kill You
- Mar 18 Signs the Dot-Coms are Making a Comeback
- Mar 11 Least Popular Rules of Netiquette
- Mar 4 Worst Biometric Security Devices
- Feb 25 Surprises in the Microsoft Windows Source Code
- Feb 18 Hacker Songs (Part II)
- Feb 11 Hacker Songs (Part I)
- Feb 4 Things Overhead at Kasparov’s Computer Chess Match
- Jan 28 Disney Movies About the Internet
- Jan 21 Signs You’re an Elite Hacker
- Jan 14 Web Developer Pick-Up Lines
- Jan 7 Signs Your Money Was Counterfeited by Terrorists