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November 19, 2007
are a pretty laid-back group. Sure,
they’re trying to rip you apart and eat
your brain, but it’s not personal. I mean
come on – they’re zombies. It’s not like
you used the seafood fork for your salad
at a zombie formal dinner or something…
7> Don’t spread crazy stories about snorting your father’s ashes.
6> When flipping off a driver, make sure the finger remains
attached.
5> When chasing a coed through the swamp, it is only necessary to
give her a head start if she is wearing heels.
4> All walking must be done with a slow, staggering gait, unless
Michael starts singing “Thriller”.
3> When crossing the graveyard, it’s a major faux-pas to intrude
on a funeral ceremony, no matter how tasty the mourners look.
2> On dates, saying “you look good enough to eat” constitutes
foreplay.
Selected from 29 submissions from 10 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA — 1 (2nd #1)
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 2, 3, 4, 7 (Hat trick!)
Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA — 4
Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY — 4
Douglas Drawsen, Pentucket, MA — 5
Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL — 6, Exorcist in Charge
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — Topic