November 5, 2007     

Parts is parts.

NOTE FROM DAVE:

Ever wonder what Dr. Frankenstein did with all
the spare parts after he built the monster?

The Top 9 Things to
Do With Spare Body Parts

9> A head on a stake sitting on the lawn means never having to
say “no trespassing!”

8> Give a friend a helping hand. Or a helping *of* hand.

7> Needy girlfriend? Give her an extra shoulder to cry on!

6> Hand me downs.

5> Nothing says Halloween like the old “exploded mailman” gag.

4> Some people are more literal than others when purchasing a
foot stool.

3> A hacksaw, rigor mortis and that spare arm equals a nifty
back-scratcher.

2> Ugly? Fat? Unpleasant? Leave a trail of broken hearts behind
you anyways!

and the Number 1 Thing to Do With Spare Body Parts…

1> A nice bouillabaisse.

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Credits:

Selected from 31 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA — 1, 7, 8 (Hat trick!)
Scott T. Goudsward, Haverhill, MA — 2, 9
Michele Lord, Lincoln, NE — 3
Douglas Drawsen, Pentucket, MA — 4, 5
Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY — 6
Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL — Exorcist in Charge