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June 1, 2009
Glee Club attended a local viewing of
“Angels & Demons” only to discover that
there was no brimstone, no disemboweled
virgins, no tortured souls. That’s right,
there are *no* demons in “Angels & Demons.”
Well, we’ll just see about that.
We’d Make to “Angels & Demons”
9> Angels in skimpy lingerie being chased by demons in hockey
masks.
8> Replace all the actors with CGI animations of Christopher
Walken from “The Prophecy.”
7> Subtle demonic stuff. Like a scene where Langdon is nearly
run down by a GM car with a “Bush/Cheney” bumper sticker.
6> Blatant product placement deal with Underwood Deviled Ham.
5> Scene where the tortured souls in hell are forced to read the
book.
4> Hire J.J. Abrams to direct. Then at least it will be hell to
watch.
3> Zombie chipmunks singing ABBA karaoke. Yeah, it has nothing to
do with the plot, but you must admit it is horrific.
2> Illuminati statuary bears disturbingly realistic images of a
nude Clint Howard.
Selected from 25 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Scott T. Goudsward, Haverhill, MA — 1, 8 (12th #1)
Doug Frank, Crosby, TX — 2, 6, 7
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 3, 9
Michele Lord, Lincoln, NE — 4
Douglas Drawsen, Pentucket, MA — 5
Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL — Illuminati conspirator