Lists from 2009
- Oct 26 Updated Cursed Items From “Friday the 13th: the Series”
- Oct 19 Things Overheard at Poe’s 2009 Service
- Oct 12 Advantages to Celebrating Halloween Year-Round
- Sep 28 Signs the Horror Movie Fad Is Over
- Sep 21 Roger Corman Inspired Oscar Categories
- Sep 14 Signs Romero Has Run Out of Ideas
- Sep 7 Changes in the Rob Zombie Blob Remake
- Aug 31 Signs a Vampire Is Homeless
- Aug 24 Complaints About Zombie Insects
- Aug 17 Things Poe Was Doing in His Final Days
- Aug 10 Little Known Spots in Monster Geography
- Aug 3 Pivotal Moments in Serial Killer History
- Jul 27 New Taglines for “Orphan”
- Jul 20 Horror Movies Michael Jackson Could Have Made
- Jul 13 Signs a Ghost Hunter Is Insane
- Jul 7 Things You Can Do With 130 Children
- Jun 29 Ways a Zombie Will Ruin Your Vacation
- Jun 22 Horror-Inspired Colognes
- Jun 15 Things Not Improved by a Bruce Campbell Appearance
- Jun 8 Dating Tips of the Creature From the Black Lagoon
- Jun 1 Demonic Changes We’d Make to “Angels & Demons”
- May 25 Signs It’s Almost Summer
- May 18 Signs a Sit-Com Was Developed by a Horror Writer
- May 11 Signs You Confused Mommy’s Day With Mummy’s Day
- Apr 27 Tips for Surviving a Horror Movie
- Apr 20 Least Popular Ways the World Will End
- Apr 13 Horror Movies About Killer Pigs
- Apr 6 Signs You’re Not Cut Out to Be a Necrophiliac
- Mar 30 Complaints of the Neighbor of the Beast
- Mar 23 Signs a Bowling Alley Is Haunted
- Mar 16 Rejected Rondo Titles
- Mar 9 Signs Your Chef Is a Werewolf
- Mar 3 Things Wrong With the F13th Remake
- Feb 17 Things Stephen King Doesn’t Like About “Twilight”
- Feb 9 Ways to Celebrate Poe’s 200th Birthday
- Jan 26 Signs the Saw Franchise Is Running Out of Steam
- Jan 19 Signs Your School Sits on a Hellmouth
- Jan 12 Little Known Facts About the Blob
- Jan 5 Rejected Story Titles