March 12, 2012
serial killer Colin Ireland, died in prison of
an apparent heart attack. As far as serial killers
go, his MO was fairly common: pick up someone
in a bar, take them home, and kill them.
It seems as though we here at the Top5 Horror list
nearly became one of his victims. Although we have
escaped, we, along with the other Little Fivers,
decided that we needed to take a hiatus for a few
months to regroup and see how better we can provide
you with humor. We must admit he was quite charming.
Here are some of the lines he tried out on us:
6> “Why is a nice girl like you spending her last night on earth
in a joint like this?”
5> “What do you say you and I go somewhere where we can be alone,
without any witnesses?”
4> “Moonlight walks on the beach are nice, but I prefer nighttime
runs through the woods.”
3> “I”m looking to end my evening with a chainsaw, a rubber
apron, and a vat of acid. Wanna come with?”
2> “If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you let me
stuff if in a crawlspace when I’m done with it?”
at the foot of my bed.”
Selected from 13 submissions from 5 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY — 1, 2, 5 (Hat trick!/Scream! 4th #1!)
Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY — 3, 6
Ray Reigadas, New York, NY — 4
Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA — Mad Scientist