June 29, 2009
finds pre-med students on a ski vacation
that is disrupted when they are attacked by
a patrol of Nazi zombies. Apparently the
undead of the Third Reich keep better in
the frozen tundra of Norway. Who knew?
But isn’t just like a zombie to find a way
to screw up your well-deserved vacation?
Will Ruin Your Vacation
9> You barely get one roller coaster ride under your belt, and
then you have to spend the next half hour picking up his
scattered limbs.
8> Hard to tell who’s stinking up the Carnivale when everyone in
Rio is in costume.
7> Tough to ski when your legs have been chewed off.
6> Frat boys call it a wet t-shirt contest. Zombies call it a
buffet.
5> It’s impossible to get New Corpse Smell out of the rental car.
4> Oh, he’ll ask for directions, but then chews up the person’s
face before you hear anything!
3> “I spy with my little— Hey, I’m using that eye!”
2> If you’re just gonna stand there groaning, give somebody else
a shot at the freakin’ karaoke ferchrissake!
Selected from 32 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Jay Shuck, Minneapolis, MN — 1, 5 (12th #1!)
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 2
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA — 3, 4, 6, 9
Scott T. Goudsward, Haverhill, MA — 7
Michele Lord, Lincoln, NE — 8
Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL — Zombie Master