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August 7, 2003      Share

The Top 6 Worst Things About Having a
Teacher Who Used to Be a Marine Drill Sergeant

6> Most teachers grade from “A” to “F” — he grades from
“Worthless Maggot” to “Piece of Garbage.”

5> His temper is shorter than his hair.

4> You never imagined your first tattoo would be of the Benjamin
Franklin Marching Band insignia.

3> Failing grade if a quarter won’t bounce off your book covers.

2> No matter what state your Geography teacher talks about, turns
out only two things come from there….

and the Number 1 Worst Thing About Having a Teacher Who Used to
Be a Marine Drill Sergeant…
1> “Drop and give me pi!”

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Credits:

Selected from 10 submissions from 4 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Upton O’Connor, Pompano Beach, FL — 1, 4 (11th #1)
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 2, 3, 5 (Hat trick!)
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green OH — 6
Alex Calkins, Richmond, IN — Topic
Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY — Guidance Counselor

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