July 10, 2003     

The Top 9 Worst Places to See One
of Your Teachers Over Summer Vacation

9> Wal-Mart’s giant Cliff’s Notes sale.

8> In bed with your mom.

7> At the neighborhood pool in a pair of Speedos.

6> On one of those “Iraq’s Most Wanted” playing cards.

5> At a court-ordered paternity hearing.

4> When he’s dressed as Frank N. Furter at a midnight showing of
“The Rocky Horror Picture Show.”

3> At the VD clinic.

2> In a Victoria’s Secret fitting room.

and the Number 1 Worst Place to See One of Your Teachers Over
Summer Vacation…

1> On the tree branch outside the head cheerleader’s bedroom.

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Credits:

Selected from 19 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green OH — 1, 3, 5, 8 (4th #1/Hat trick)
Scott Elmer, Wheaton, IL — 2
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 4, 7
Upton O’Connor, Pompano Beach, FL — 6
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 9, Topic
Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY — Guidance Counselor