April 8, 2004     

The Top 5 Ways You’ll Take
Revenge on the Popular Kids Someday

5> Make her REALLY popular by posting a Web site with the dirty
pictures you took while perched in the tree outside her room.

4> Give him a swirly in the executive washroom.

3> Order pizza. Don’t tip.

2> Become a women’s clothing and shoe designer. Muahahahahaaa!

and the Number 1 Way You’ll Take Revenge on the Popular Kids
Someday…

1> Just wait. At the 20-year class reunion, all their good looks
will have faded and they’ll be fat and bald, and you’ll still
look the same. Unfortunately, that’s also fat and bald.

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Credits:

Selected from 29 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green OH — 1 (5th #1!)
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 2
Scott Elmer, Wheaton, IL — 3, 4
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA — 5
Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, S. Africa — RU list name
Andrea Crain, Madison, WI — Guidance Counselor