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April 8, 2004      Share

The Top 5 Ways You’ll Take
Revenge on the Popular Kids Someday

5> Make her REALLY popular by posting a Web site with the dirty
pictures you took while perched in the tree outside her room.

4> Give him a swirly in the executive washroom.

3> Order pizza. Don’t tip.

2> Become a women’s clothing and shoe designer. Muahahahahaaa!

and the Number 1 Way You’ll Take Revenge on the Popular Kids
1> Just wait. At the 20-year class reunion, all their good looks
will have faded and they’ll be fat and bald, and you’ll still
look the same. Unfortunately, that’s also fat and bald.



Selected from 29 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green OH — 1 (5th #1!)
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 2
Scott Elmer, Wheaton, IL — 3, 4
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA — 5
Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, S. Africa — RU list name
Andrea Crain, Madison, WI — Guidance Counselor