that playing some video games may actually make
kids smarter. Surely that’s not all they can do?
Have Made You a Better Person
6> You can now go eight full hours without a bathroom break.
5> You’re much more tolerant of alien races and invading
sub-human hordes than the average guy.
4> It’s given you an appreciation for archaeology (as long as
the archaeologist wears a bikini and has huge breasts.)
3> Perfect future office worker: huge forearms, nonfunctional
2> If nothing else, it probably keeps you from injuring yourself
through excessive masturbation.
whole life is good for your skin. Your fishbelly-white,
Selected from 13 submissions from 3 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 1, 5, 6 (13th #1/Hat trick!)
Upton O’Connor, Pompano Beach, FL — 2, 4
Steve Scherer, Rochester, NY — 3
Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY — Guidance Counselor