June 26, 2008      Share

Let’s face it: school lunches need all
the help they can get! So here are some
suggestions to ease your pain. You can
find some more at this week’s Top 5 Food.

The Top 7 Ways to Make Your
Cafeteria Lunch More Interesting

7> Arrange the tables in seven concentric circles.

6> Encourage the cafeteria supervisor to do a week of “Dining in
the Dark”.

5> Use real meat.

4> Twist celebrity names to describe your lunch, like “Share”
or “Fifty Scent.” Or “Hurl Jam.”

3> Every few minutes, ring a bell and have everyone switch seats
and start eating someone else’s lunch.

2> Add Ex-Lax to the brownies then lock all bathroom doors except

and the Number 1 Way to Make Your Cafeteria Lunch More Interesting…
1> Lose the hairnets.



Selected from 41 submissions from 13 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Guy Reeves, Houston, TX — 1, 7 2nd #1 – Woot!!
Vic Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY — 2, 3
Doug Frank, Crosby, TX — 4, Banner tag
Mark Sweatt, Marietta, GA — 5
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — 6
Barb McMullen, Ann Arbor, MI — Class Clown