Voters Your School Needs More Tax Money
5> Point out that, if the schools close, the kids will be home
4> Tell them the horses that pull the school bus are almost out
3> Make them sit through a PowerPoint presentation on funding
using the school’s best 286 PC.
2> Since there’s no money for a band, send the Tissue Paper and
Comb Marching Quartet to appear in the Labor Day parade.
More Tax Money…
be thongs next year.
Selected from 13 submissions from 4 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 1, 3, 4, 5 (Hat trick!)
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 2
Andrea Crain, Madison, WI — Guidance Counselor