Substitute Teacher, Mr. Potato Head
9> Pitch globs of sour cream when he turns to write on the
8> Do that “got your nose” trick.
7> Hook him up to an LCD screen and use him to tell time.
6> Empty a jar of honey into his butt-drawer when he’s not
5> Steal his kid’s eyes, put them in a plate of french fries,
and leave the fries on his desk.
4> Suggest that he get some “enhanced” parts.
3> Bring a potato peeler to class and use it to clean your
2> Tell him how hot you think Mrs. Potato Head is.
Selected from 28 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:
Scott Elmer, Wheaton, IL — 1, 8 (9th #1)
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 2
Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI — 3
Gary Tunstall, Houston, TX — 4
Upton O’Connor, Pompano Beach, FL — 5, 6
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green OH — 7, 8, Topic
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 9
Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY — Guidance Counselor