August 28, 2003     

The Top 9 Ways to Annoy Your
Substitute Teacher, Mr. Potato Head

9> Pitch globs of sour cream when he turns to write on the
chalkboard.

8> Do that “got your nose” trick.

7> Hook him up to an LCD screen and use him to tell time.

6> Empty a jar of honey into his butt-drawer when he’s not
looking.

5> Steal his kid’s eyes, put them in a plate of french fries,
and leave the fries on his desk.

4> Suggest that he get some “enhanced” parts.

3> Bring a potato peeler to class and use it to clean your
fingernails.

2> Tell him how hot you think Mrs. Potato Head is.

and the Number 1 Way to Annoy Your Substitute Teacher, Mr. Potato
Head…

1> Switch his lips with the one on Mr. Mick Jagger Head.

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Credits:

Selected from 28 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Scott Elmer, Wheaton, IL — 1, 8 (9th #1)
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 2
Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI — 3
Gary Tunstall, Houston, TX — 4
Upton O’Connor, Pompano Beach, FL — 5, 6
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green OH — 7, 8, Topic
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 9
Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY — Guidance Counselor