September 16, 2004      Share

It’s fun to personalize your locker to reflect
your unique sense of style and attitude. But some
locker decorations might attract unwanted
attention. Here are some things to avoid!

The Top 5 Unwise Locker Decorations

5> An Osama bin Laden voodoo doll driving a wooden stake through
the heart of a George W. Bush voodoo doll.

4> The president of the chess club.

3> A big picture of yourself, and a permanent marker hanging on
a string.

2> A large, loud wind-up clock.

and the Number 1 Unwise Locker Decoration…
1> A neatly hand-lettered “Brad’s Cocaine Stash” sign.



Selected from 38 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 1, 3
Gary Tunstall, Houston, TX — 2, 5
Mark Zinck, Grand Rapids, MI — 4
Kobus Myburgh, Vanderbijlpark, S. Africa — 5
Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, S. Africa — RU list name
Andrea Crain, Madison, WI — Guidance Counselor