September 16, 2004      Share

NOTE FROM ANDREA:
It’s fun to personalize your locker to reflect
your unique sense of style and attitude. But some
locker decorations might attract unwanted
attention. Here are some things to avoid!

The Top 5 Unwise Locker Decorations

5> An Osama bin Laden voodoo doll driving a wooden stake through
the heart of a George W. Bush voodoo doll.

4> The president of the chess club.

3> A big picture of yourself, and a permanent marker hanging on
a string.

2> A large, loud wind-up clock.

and the Number 1 Unwise Locker Decoration…
1> A neatly hand-lettered “Brad’s Cocaine Stash” sign.

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Credits:

Selected from 38 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 1, 3
Gary Tunstall, Houston, TX — 2, 5
Mark Zinck, Grand Rapids, MI — 4
Kobus Myburgh, Vanderbijlpark, S. Africa — 5
Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, S. Africa — RU list name
Andrea Crain, Madison, WI — Guidance Counselor

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