March 29, 2007     

The Top 5 Things You Don’t Want
to Hear from Your Guidance Counselor

5> “After running your placement profiles, we find you are best
suited for a career in waste management.”

4> “Don’t expect to man the deep-fryer until you’ve had some
training and experience.”

3> “I’ve looked over your transcripts. Have you considered
dropping out? You’re never going to use this stuff anyway.”

2> “I know the profession isn’t looked on very highly, but I
believe you could do quite well for yourself as a prostitute.”

and the Number 1 Thing You Don’t Want to Hear from Your Guidance Counselor…

1> “Yes, Officer, this is the student.”

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Credits:

Selected from 13 submissions from 5 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 1, 3, 4 (Hat trick!)
Mark Zinck, Grand Rapids, MI — 2
Kay Crain, Defiance, MO — 5
Andrea Crain, Madison, WI — Guidance Counselor