July 15, 2004     

The Top 5 Things the Janitor Found
After Everybody Left for the Summer

5> Enough dried-out, hardened gum under the desks to build a new
gymnasium.

4> Peace and quiet… finally!

3> A mysterious locker completely filled with Pop Tarts.

2> The trampled innocence and idealism of the first-year
teachers.

and the Number 1 Thing the Janitor Found After Everybody Left for
the Summer…

1> I don’t want to get too graphic, but it turns out Mr. Johnson
didn’t really “suddenly retire” after all.

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Credits:

Selected from 24 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 1, 4 (17th #1!)
Gary Tunstall, Houston, TX — 2, 5, Topic
Kay Crain, Defiance, MO — 3
Andrea Crain, Madison, WI — Guidance Counselor