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September 18, 2008      Share

The Top 7 Student
Council Campaign Slogans

7> “Yes, I cram!”

6> “It’s the cafeteria food, Stupid.”

5> “Sally Garret: Putting teens first, since she was 13.”

4> “A cheerleader under each arm and a freshman to run all your
errands. Vote for Tom Wheeler.”

3> “Read my blog: no new dress codes!”

2> “Jennifer Carmichael puts the BODY into the student body

and the Number 1 Student Council Campaign Slogan…
1> “My opponent, cheerleader Jenny? Sixteen scandals.”



Selected from 30 submissions from 10 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA — 1 (1st #1 – Woot!)
Lance Petry, China — 2, 4, 5 (Hat trick!)
Gary O. Reynolds, Lafayette, IN — 3
Carly Simmons, Narragansett, RI — 6, Banner tag
Jay Shuck, Minneapolis, MN — 7
Barb McMullen, Ann Arbor, MI — Class Clown

RUNNERS UP list — No Jack Kennedy

“Ban Hall Monitors.”
     (Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY)

“Duude, lllhike I’m all for the “green party” like, you know what
I’m sayin’!”
     (Steven Lunetta, Tucson, AZ)

“Freshman fear me, Sophomores worship me, Juniors look up to me,
and Seniors give up their parking spots for me.”
     (Kristina Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY)

“I did not, yet, have sex with any woman. But vote for me and
we’ll keep our fingers crossed.”
     (Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA)

“Read my lips: No New Texts.”
     (Vic Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY)

“School Supplies: $30, Yearbook: $50, Prom: $300, Senior Year:
Priceless. For your last year of high school, there’s Mike Taylor
for President.”
     (Lance Petry, China)

“There’s no such thing as a free lunch — until now.”
     (Jay Shuck, Minneapolis, MN)