July 3, 2003     

The Top 9 Songs About Cafeteria Food

9> A Course With No Name

8> Jell-O, I Love You

7> Flung Food Fighting

6> What I Like About Stew

5> Fake Plastic Cheese

4> Smells and Teens Fear It

3> Hit Me With Your Best Slop

2> Amazing Grease

and the Number 1 Song about Cafeteria Food…

1> Choking in the Boys Room

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Credits:

Selected from 30 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Scott Elmer, Wheaton, IL — 1, 4 (7th #1)
Steve Scherer, Rochester, NY — 2
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 3, 7, Topic
Upton O’Connor, Pompano Beach, FL — 4, 5, 9 (Hat trick!)
Dan Lautman, Rockville, MD — 5
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green OH — 6
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — 8, 9
Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI — Banner tag
Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY — Guidance counselor