April 10, 2008      Share

The Top 7 Signs
You’re Not Ready to Graduate

7> You still have an original thought or two in your head.

6> You owe your homeroom teacher 3,346 days of detention.

5> Where else are you going to get such a fantastic lunch for
$1.25?

4> You haven’t learned your locker combination just yet.

3> The glue is still drying on the cutting board you made in wood
shop.

2> You’re still strangely enjoying getting wedgies.

and the Number 1 Sign You’re Not Ready to Graduate…
1> You haven’t passed Sex Ed, but your children have.

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Credits:

Selected from 49 submissions from 16 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL — 1 (9th #1!)
Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY — 2
Andrew Hoenig, Rockville, MD — 3, 4
John D. Newsome, Eastman, GA — 5
Vic Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY — 6
G. Griebenow, Johannesburg, S. Africa — 7
Green Day, Berkeley, CA — Banner tag
Barb McMullen, Ann Arbor, MI — Class Clown

RUNNERS UP list — Undergraduate

No need to leave just when the student teachers are getting
hotter.
     (Steven Lunetta, Tucson, AZ)
     (Vic Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY)
     (Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA)
     (Guy Reeves, Houston, TX)

You’re not at all ready for the fashion statement a cap and gown
will make.
     (Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL)
     (G. Griebenow, Johannesburg, S. Africa)
     (Guy Reeves, Houston, TX)
     (Eleanor Salerno, White Plains, NY)

Runners Up list name
     (G. Griebenow, Johannesburg, S. Africa)

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