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February 15, 2007      Share

The Top 7 Signs You’re
Not Ready for Driver’s Ed

7> “OnStar? Where is that thingy for when you want the car to
turn?”

6> You’re the only 16-year-old with training wheels on his
10-speed.

5> “How many points for old people?”

4> “Which hand pushes the brake pedal, again?”

3> “So this car weighs almost 2,900 pounds, does it? I think my
ramp can handle that.”

2> “OK, the cigarette butts go there, the soda cup goes over
there, the CD goes in here and the pizza fits on the floor,
but how do I keep the beer cold?”

and the Number 1 Sign You’re Not Ready for Driver’s Ed…
1> You’ve been wondering how the car knows how to get where you
want to go.

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Credits:

Selected from 30 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA — 1, 5
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL — 2, 3, 4 (Hat trick!)
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 6
Lance Petry, Kansas City, KS — 7
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA — Topic
Andrea Crain, Madison, WI — Guidance Counselor

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