February 4, 2003     

The Top 6 Signs You’re Not
Hanging With the Cool Kids

6> Oh, you’re “in” all right. In fast math, in the marching band
and in the Magic: The Gathering club.

5> Your big act of rebellion? Working on your TopFive entries in
AP Chemistry. (Only after your lab work is done, of course.)

4> Your colors are clashing plaids and your gang sign is pi.

3> You can’t seem to convince anyone outside your clique that
head gear is this year’s must-have fashion accessory.

2> The cool kids meet out by the Dumpsters to smoke. You meet by
the water fountain to take hits off your inhalers.

and the Number 1 Sign You’re Not Hanging With the Cool Kids…

1> The cool kids are actually chasing you. With torches.

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Credits:

Selected from 16 submissions from 4 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Gary Tunstall, Houston, TX — 1, 6 (8th #1)
Upton O’Connor, Pompano Beach, FL — 2, 4, 6 (Hat trick!)
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 3, 6
Scott Elmer, Wheaton, IL — 5
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA — Topic
Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY — Guidance Counselor