Being Hounded by Mime Bullies
7> Well, they’re either that or albino librarians.
6> Your English teacher finally heard your muffled shouts for
help and let you out of the box.
5> The dropping of the non-existent pencil to get a look up your
skirt is a dead giveaway.
4> When they pants you, they get in a five-minute tug-of-war with
3> Two of them just pulled an invisible knife on you in the boys’
room and stole all your imaginary change.
2> The “kick me” sign on your back is just a blank piece of
Selected from 11 submissions from 3 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — 1, 4, 7 (1st #1 / Hat trick!)
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 2, 5
Upton O’Connor, Pompano Beach, FL — 3, 6
Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY — Topic, Guidance Counselor