March 17, 2004     

The Top 5 Signs Your Teacher
Hasn’t Read the Book, Either

5> He insists Mickey was the main character in “Of Mice and Men.”

4> She sends you to the guidance counselor for some “serious
therapy” after you mentioned Oedipus wanted to sleep with his
mother.

3> He seems enthralled by your book report and keeps interrupting
with, “And THEN what happened?”

2> First question on the quiz: “Why were the grapes so angry?”

and the Number 1 Sign Your Teacher
Hasn’t Read the Book, Either…

1> “Well, I say that bird shouldn’t have mocked anyone in the
first place!”

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Credits:

Selected from 22 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, S. Africa — 1, RU list name
Scott Elmer, Wheaton, IL — 2
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 3
Mark Zinck, Grand Rapids, MI — 3
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green OH — 4, 5
Andrea Crain, Madison, WI — Guidance
Counselor
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Signs Your Teacher Hasn’t Read the Book, Either
RUNNERS UP list — Not-Well-Read
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