September 2, 2004     

The Top 5 Signs Your
Summer Was Too Short

5> You started shopping June 1, and all you’ve definitely decided
on for the first day are your shoes.

4> You can still remember a few random things from last year’s
classes.

3> The school bully is homing in on you, and your pre-summer
wounds are still bleeding.

2> You didn’t have time to completely master Advanced Chemistry,
and now you won’t be able to fully focus on your beloved
Calculus.

and the Number 1 Sign Your Summer Was Too Short…

1> The hot neighbor girl had to go back to college before the
binoculars you bought on eBay arrived.

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Credits:

Selected from 22 submissions from 4 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 1
Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, S. Africa — 2, 3
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 4, 5
Andrea Crain, Madison, WI — Guidance Counselor