November 11, 2004      Share

The Top 6 Signs Your
School’s Football Team Is the Worst

6> The coach usually finds something better to do on game days.

5> They’re constantly getting beaten up by the chess club.

4> The student body voted to change the mascot to “Roadkill.”

3> There’s a victory dance whenever you win the coin toss.

2> They keep cheerfully saying things like: “As long as we enjoy
the game, we’re happy!”

and the Number 1 Sign Your School’s Football Team Is the Worst…
1> Your field’s scoreboard is labeled “HOME” and “VICTORS.”



Selected from 30 submissions from 9 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Gary Tunstall, Houston, TX — 1
Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, S. Africa — 2, 5, RU name
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 3, 4
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 5, 6
Mark Zinck, Grand Rapids, MI — 6
Andrea Crain, Madison, WI — Guidance Counselor