Locker Needs Cleaning Out
9> The Phys Ed teachers have asked the principal to move your
locker farther away from the gym.
8> You remember leaving an apple. Someone else must have put that
tree in there.
7> That Hostess Twinkie actually started to decompose.
6> Some of the paper is so wadded up that it’s turned back to
5> Your locker maid quit mid-freshman year.
4> Your biology book now appears to have a pop-up section on
3> Oscar the Grouch rented it as a timeshare while you were on
2> It just won an award from the local horticultural society for
“Best Compost Bin.”
statement because of the potential loss of habitat for…
whatever those things are.
Selected from 26 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:
Mark Zinck, Grand Rapids, MI — 1 (2nd #1)
Steve Scherer, Rochester, NY — 2, 7
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 3
Upton O’Connor, Pompano Beach, FL — 4, 6
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 5
Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia — 8
Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI — 9
Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY — Topic, Guidance Counselor