History Teacher Is Biased
8> Can’t discuss the election of 2000 without breaking into tears
and sobbing uncontrollably.
7> Ends Civil War lecture by saying, “And the South would have
won, too, if it hadn’t been for those meddling Yankees.”
6> Her oversized “Ask Me About the Whig Party” button is a
5> The U.S. map over his desk has two states: Texas and Not
4> Always wears a red coat on Independence Day, and refers to
the Boston Tea Party as a terrorist attack.
3> Rates Churchill over Benny Hill as greatest Brit of last
2> Admits J. Edgar Hoover cross-dressed, but won’t budge on
William Howard Taft’s sex-change operation.
Selected from 26 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green OH — 1, 8 (2nd #1)
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 2, 3
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 4, 7
Dan Rone, Medford, OR — 4
Steve Scherer, Rochester, NY — 5
Upton O’Connor, Pompano Beach, FL — 6
Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY — Topic, Guidance Counselor