January 7, 2003     

The Top 8 Signs Your Bus
Driver Doesn’t Have a Driver’s License

8> Has the kid in the front seat read the road signs to him.

7> She’s in your fifth period Bio class.

6> Apparently, the only thing he “just said no” to was a
Breathalyzer.

5> Thinks “D” stands for “Don’t Go” and “R” means “Really Fast.”

4> Keeps yelling “Demolition Derby” as you approach the teachers’
parking lot.

3> The only time she goes slower than 70 mph is when she walks back
to yell at the noisy kid.

2> He just traded it to you for a Dex, two Ritalin and a ham
sandwich.

and the Number 1 Sign Your Bus Driver Doesn’t Have a Driver’s
License…

1> No clothes… no wallet… where would he keep it?

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Credits:

Selected from 18 submissions from 5 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 1, 7, 8 (9th #1 / Hat trick!)
Dan Lautman, Rockville, MD — 2, 7
Steve Scherer, Rochester, NY — 3, 4
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — 5, 6
Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY — Topic, Guidance Counselor