Cut Corners on the New Gym
8> The floor is linoleum with a simulated woodgrain design.
7> There are two backboard-shaped holes in your English teacher’s
dry erase board.
6> The basketball goal is actually a deep-frying basket on loan
from the cafeteria.
5> Before every game, the janitor has to set up the bleachers…
by taping together 500 chairs with duct tape.
4> Instead of springing for a rock-climbing wall, they just
left the construction scaffolding up.
3> The tent pole at the free throw line is a tip-off.
2> You have to be in the first three rows to read the Lite-Brite
Selected from 26 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 1, 8 (15th #1)
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA — 2, 6
Steve Scherer, Rochester, NY — 3
Dan Rone, Medford, OR — 4
Upton O’Connor, Pompano Beach, FL — 5, 7
Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY — Topic, Guidance Counselor