April 26, 2007     

The Top 5 Signs Aliens Have
Infiltrated the Student Council

5> You’re not sure why, but you are convinced that these are not
the missing computers you’re looking for.

4> They just will not give give up on the mandatory probing
initiative!

3> Student body president actually has no body, just a
holographic projection of her head.

2> The treasurer’s mom’s minivan has nacelles.

and the Number 1 Sign Aliens Have Infiltrated the Student Council…

1> They were voted in on the “Hoverboards for Everybody!” ticket.

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Credits:

Selected from 18 submissions from 4 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA — 1, 3, 4 (Hat trick!)
Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX — 2, 5
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 4
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA — Topic
Andrea Crain, Madison, WI — Guidance Counselor