September 11, 2008      Share

The Top 6 Rejected
Reasons for Skipping School

6> “I need to observe the Hebrew calendar’s Floating Holiday.”

5> “It’s fifth period by the time my hair is *just right* so,
what’s the point?”

4> “My Driver’s Ed lesson only covered the trip out of town, not
the way back.”

3> “I need to give that School of Hard Knocks a chance.”

2> “I haven’t finished training my dog to eat homework yet.”

and the Number 1 Rejected Reason for Skipping School…
1> “My texting competition went into extra innings.”



Selected from 20 submissions from 6 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Guy Reeves, Houston, TX — 1
G. Griebenow, Johannesburg, S. Africa — 2
Jay Shuck, Minneapolis, MN — 3, 4, 6 (Hat trick!)
Doug Frank, Crosby, TX — 5, Banner tag
Barb McMullen, Ann Arbor, MI — Class Clown