May 1, 2008      Share

The Top 9 Rejected
Prom Night Theme Songs

9> Alone Again, Naturally

8> Endless Love (until we go off to college and find someone

7> Why Don’t We Do It in the Road?

6> Dancin’ with Myself (I don’t understand; she said she’d meet
me right here)

5> Nowhere, Man

4> I Just Want to Be Your Everything (so, what’s with the
restraining order?)

3> Having My Baby

2> Livin’ on a Prayer (that I don’t get pregnant tonight)

and the Number 1 Rejected Prom Night Theme Song…
1> I’m Comin’ Out!



Selected from 42 submissions from 13 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Doug Frank, Crosby, TX — 1, 3 (1st #1! Woot!)
Eleanor Salerno, White Plains, NY — 2, 4, 8 (Honor Roll!)
Steven Lunetta, Tucson, AZ — 3
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL — 3
Jay Shuck, Minneapolis, MN — 5, 9
Michele Lord, Lincoln, NE — 6
Vic Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY — 7
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — Topic
Sir Elton Hercules John, Berkshire, England — Banner tag
Barb McMullen, Ann Arbor, MI — Class Clown

RUNNERS UP list — Enchantment Under the Sea

How to Save a Life (in case Principal Jenkins has a heart attack
by the punchbowl)
     (Kay Crain, Defiance, MO)

Chevy Van
     (Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC)

Classical Gas
     (Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL)

Let’s Spend The Night Together
     (Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY)

Paradise By the Dashboard Light
     (Michele Lord, Lincoln, NE)

School’s Out for Summer (did I miss the Prom?)
     (Doug Frank, Crosby, TX)
     (Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA)

We are Family (just my date — my sister — and me)
     (Jay Shuck, Minneapolis, MN)

We Didn’t Start the Fire (so please remove the cuffs)
     (Carly Simmons, Narragansett, RI)

When Will I be Loved (after the dinner I bought you, it’d better
be tonight)?
     (Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA)