Banned From the Science Lab
5> Three words: Bunsen burner BBQ!
4> Although it’s great that you can write the formula for
nitroglycerin on the board from memory, writing “TODAY’S
ASSIGNMENT” above it was not such a good idea.
3> Turns out Mr. Gregory liked what was left of his hair.
2> Your Frankenfrog was funny, yes, but not ha-ha funny.
Selected from 14 submissions from 5 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:
Scott Elmer, Wheaton, IL — 1, 3, 5 (Hat trick!)
Amy Gorlewski, Wichita, KS — 2
Mark Zinck, Grand Rapids, MI — 4
Andrea Crain, Madison, WI — Guidance Counselor