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September 30, 2004      Share

The Top 5 Reasons You Were
Banned From the Science Lab

5> Three words: Bunsen burner BBQ!

4> Although it’s great that you can write the formula for
nitroglycerin on the board from memory, writing “TODAY’S
ASSIGNMENT” above it was not such a good idea.

3> Turns out Mr. Gregory liked what was left of his hair.

2> Your Frankenfrog was funny, yes, but not ha-ha funny.

and the Number 1 Reason You Were Banned From the Science Lab…
1> You weren’t so much banned as expelled by the blast.

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Credits:

Selected from 14 submissions from 5 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Scott Elmer, Wheaton, IL — 1, 3, 5 (Hat trick!)
Amy Gorlewski, Wichita, KS — 2
Mark Zinck, Grand Rapids, MI — 4
Andrea Crain, Madison, WI — Guidance Counselor

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