April 22, 2004      Share

The Top 6 Reasons We
Don’t Have A Date for Prom

6> Angelina Jolie promised she’d go, but she backed out at the
last minute because of some “movie contract” or something.

5> The only two dances I know are the “Achy Breaky” and the
“Icky Shuffle.” For some reason, they’re not so popular.

4> Due to a cruel twist of fate, the date of the event conflicts
with the “Babylon 5″ marathon on the Sci Fi Channel.

3> Considering the high volume on Friday nights, I just didn’t
feel right asking someone to take up my slack behind the
register at Blockbuster.

2> All I said was that I’d had my back hair waxed for the
occasion. I turned around to show him, and when I looked
again, he was gone.

and the Number 1 Reason We Don’t Have A Date for Prom…
1> The whole prom thing is just an expensive, overblown,
pseudo-sophisticated masquerade of a square dance. Wait, are
you asking because you want me to go with you?



Selected from 26 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Gary Tunstall, Houston, TX — 1, 3, 4, 5 (Hat trick! 11th #1!)
Kay Crain, Defiance, MO — 2
Marc Elmer, Burbank, CA — 6
Andrea Crain, Madison, WI — Guidance Counselor