to lounge near a pool in, I spotted a 50-foot
banner. It read “Back to School.” What possible
reason, in early July, could this store have to
create such a sick artifact?
School” Sales Have Already Started
5> Must sell those Jennifer Lopez/Marc Anthony lunch boxes before
they become obsolete.
4> Parents need SOMETHING to give them hope between the Fourth of
July and Labor Day.
3> The big July 1 Canada Day sales are finally over.
2> It takes time to select just the right Number 2 pencil to g
with your school outfits.
Selected from 15 submissions from 5 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 1, 2, 3 (Hat trick!)
Gary Tunstall, Houston, TX — 1, 5
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green OH — 1, 2
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 2, 4
Andrea Crain, Madison, WI — Guidance Counselor