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Schooler “Needs” a Cell Phone
8> Buddy sleeping in Lit class? Call him!
7> Because all the other lemmings are going over the cliff with
6> Texting answers to the cute girl in next seat during math tests
can help your social life.
5> How else would you Google exam answers?
4> Great exercise to prevent oft-overlooked “Fat Thumb Syndrome.”
3> Yet another way to ignore the parents.
2> Talking to Brigitte in Paris can cost a fortune but it’ll
doing wonders for a French grade.
Selected from 15 submissions from 3 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia — 1, 5
Lance Petry, Kansas City, KS — 2, 6, 8 (Hat trick!)
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL — 3, 4, 7 (Hat trick!)
Raffi, Mayne Island, BC — Banner tag
Barb McMullen, Ann Arbor, MI — Class Clown