March 13, 2008      Share

NOTE FROM BARB:
Think you know about High School? Think you
know about funny? Put ‘em together and you
may have what it takes to be contributor for
Top5 High School. Send applications to
Top5HighSchool@topfive.com. Use a #2 pencil.

The Top 8 Reasons a High
Schooler “Needs” a Cell Phone

8> Buddy sleeping in Lit class? Call him!

7> Because all the other lemmings are going over the cliff with
one.

6> Texting answers to the cute girl in next seat during math tests
can help your social life.

5> How else would you Google exam answers?

4> Great exercise to prevent oft-overlooked “Fat Thumb Syndrome.”

3> Yet another way to ignore the parents.

2> Talking to Brigitte in Paris can cost a fortune but it’ll
doing wonders for a French grade.

and the Number 1 Reason a High Schooler “Needs” a Cell Phone…
1> Take notes? Nope. Take a picture of the board.

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Credits:

Selected from 15 submissions from 3 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia — 1, 5
Lance Petry, Kansas City, KS — 2, 6, 8 (Hat trick!)
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL — 3, 4, 7 (Hat trick!)
Raffi, Mayne Island, BC — Banner tag
Barb McMullen, Ann Arbor, MI — Class Clown

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