are tired all the time. Reasons ranged
from their “internal clock,” excessive
napping, and too much caffeine to restless
leg syndrome or depression. Seriously? I
think we all know the truth here, right?
a High Schooler Is Sleepy
8> Testing the “you’ll go blind” theory.
7> Cliff Notes website slowness the day before the big exam.
6> 3 words: Guitar Hero Marathon.
5> Due to new locks, can no longer sneak into the teachers’
lounge for a hit of espresso.
4> McJob is McDeadening.
3> The mimeograph smell is literally intoxicating.
2> Constantly fantasizing about sex is every bit as tiring.
Selected from 28 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Kay Crain, Defiance, MO — 1 (12th #1)
Doug Frank, Crosby, TX — 2, Banner tag
Jay Shuck, Minneapolis, MN — 3, 4
Vic Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY — 5, 7
Carly Simmons, Narragansett, RI — 6
Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY — 8
Barb McMullen, Ann Arbor, MI — Class Clown