all warm and cozy, but they’re not going to stop
Biff from taking your lunch money or Bethany from
telling everybody you’re a total slut. So here are
some suggestions to REALLY improve school safety.
5> For their own protection, kids with ADHD sit in desks with
roller-coaster-style lap bars.
4> Knuckle guards for parochial school students taught by
3> All bullies have to wear cowbells.
2> To prevent wedgies, and their more brutal cousin, the atomic
wedgie, no one is allowed to wear underwear.
secret to protect them from the crowds of hysterical fans.
Selected from 11 submissions from 5 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:
Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, S. Africa — 1 (6th #1!)
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 2
Scott Elmer, Wheaton, IL — 3, 5
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 4
Andrea Crain, Madison, WI — Guidance Counselor