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October 24, 2008      Share

NOTE FROM BARB:
You’ve all heard it; kids always hate their
names and wish their parents had named them
something cooler. We here at Top 5 High School
can help with that if you want ideas…

The Top 9 Names
Teenagers Would Rather Have

9> Yo Ma Ma

8> Bristol Impalin’

7> Drift

6> Emancipated Minor

5> Whatever

4> Pop Ular

3> Bud Reefer

2> iRule

and the Number 1 Name Teenagers Would Rather Have…
1> DOB 1986

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Credits:

Selected from 40 submissions from 12 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Jay Shuck, Minneapolis, MN — 1, 2, 8 (Hat trick!/3rd #1!)
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — 3
Guy Reeves, Houston, TX — 4
Julie Nusbaum, Hamilton, IN — 5
David J. Ludwig, San Diego, CA — 6
Doug Frank, Crosby, TX — 7, 9
Herman Melville — Banner tag
Barb McMullen, Ann Arbor, MI — Class Clown

RUNNERS UP list — Stolen Identities

Anything Trump
     (Steven Lunetta, Tucson, AZ)
     (Julie Nusbaum, Hamilton, IN)

Box X
     (Guy Reeves, Houston, TX)

Duuude
     (Steven Lunetta, Tucson, AZ)

LMFAO Schwartz
     (Jay Shuck, Minneapolis, MN)

Mari Juanna
     (Carly Simmons, Narragansett, RI)

Tappa Kegga
     (Gary O. Reynolds, Lafayette, IN)

Sliced Bread
     (Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC)

Runners Up list name
     (Carly Simmons, Narragansett, RI)

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